The Definitive Guide to Overanalyzing Your Barista’s Tone is a groundbreaking psychological deep-dive by Wallace Henshaw into micro-inflections, foam-based hostility, and the devastating implications of being called “boss.”
 
Just kidding… this is actually a phantom book. Carry it to spark unnecessary conversations, make the person you're meeting for coffee deeply uncomfortable, or leave it on your desk and wait for someone to break first.
 
Inside? 128 Blank pages. Jot down your theories, document suspicious barista behavior, or just let it sit there, daring people to ask.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size for casual coffee shop deception.
This isn’t just a journal. It’s a social experiment. It’s a statement piece. It’s a guaranteed double-take.
So go ahead. Carry it. Open it dramatically in public. Let people wonder.
 
 
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.