Turn the Paige is a windswept, heartwarming love story about lost birds, found feelings, and the deeply human act of lying about a seagull.
 
Just kidding… this is actually a journal, or what we like to call a phantom book. Carry it with you to raise eyebrows, spark unnecessary conversations, or make strangers wonder what kind of person brings a romance novel about bird-based deception to a coffee shop.
 
A phantom book is exactly what it sounds like—a book that exists, but doesn’t. It looks real enough to inspire intrigue, pity, or mild judgment, but its true purpose is known only to you. Inside? 128 blank pages. Use them to track your feelings, write apology notes to your ex’s missing pets, or draft a screenplay about a bird you definitely didn’t accidentally release into the wild.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size to toss into your beach bag, casually leave on your nightstand, or hold dramatically while whispering “Kevin, come back.”
 
This isn’t just a journal.
It’s a social experiment.
It’s a cry for help in softcover.
 
So go ahead. Carry it. Read it in public. Let people wonder if you’ve ever truly loved… or just accidentally set someone’s bird free.
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.