Places Tomatoes Fit by J. Farrington Hume is a transformative guide that challenges everything you thought you knew about where tomatoes fit.
 
Just kidding… this is actually a journal.
 
We call it a phantom book—a book that looks like a groundbreaking exploration of spatial philosophy and tomato-related enlightenment. But inside? Just 128 pages. Blank. Ready. A place for your ideas, musings, and maybe even the occasional sketch of where things belong.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size to fit anywhere: on your bookshelf, in your tote bag, or on a coffee table where guests will assume you’ve reached the cutting edge of thought about tomatoes—or life itself.
 
This isn’t just a journal.
It’s a statement piece.
A thoughtful decoy.
 
A notebook disguised as an insane book for anyone to own.
So go ahead. Carry it. Scribble in it. Place it where it feels right.
Let people wonder what meds you're on.
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.