Interior Design for People Who Don’t Know What to Do With Their Hands is a groundbreaking exploration of spatial flow, emotional chaos, and the quiet artistry of standing in a room without looking like you’ve wandered into someone else’s house.
 
Just kidding… this is actually a journal.
We call it a phantom book—a book that looks like a transformative guide to nervous design, awkward spatial presence, and boldly hiding your confusion behind mid-century credenzas. But inside? Just 128 pages. Blank. Still. Waiting to catch your restless thoughts and misplaced intentions.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size for jotting down notes on rug placement, scribbling out overcomplicated vignette ideas, or leaving on a side table so your guests assume you’ve finally figured out what to do with yourself.
 
This isn’t just a journal.
It’s a stylish cover story. A calming distraction.
A minimalist coping mechanism for the design-conscious.
 
So go ahead. Carry it.
Set it gently on a coffee table.
Let people wonder how you manage to stand so still.
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.