Something’s Up My Sleevies is an in-depth look at one of the Senate’s most overlooked resources: sleeve space.
 
Just kidding… this is actually a journal, or what we like to call a phantom book. Carry it with you to raise eyebrows, start unnecessary conversations, or make strangers question your oddly specific interests in political tailoring and snack logistics.
 
A phantom book is exactly what it sounds like—a book that exists, but doesn’t. It looks real enough to spark intrigue, but its true purpose is known only to you. Inside? 128 blank pages. Use them to jot cryptic notes, sketch procedural snack strategies, or hand calculate the infamous calorie tally from Chapter 6.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size to slip into a briefcase, place subtly next to a congressional coaster, or leave in plain sight like you’ve found a hard-hitting work of non-fiction.
 
This isn’t just a journal.
It’s a statement piece.
So go ahead. Carry it. Display it with quiet conviction. Let people wonder what happened in 1994.
 
 
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.