Extreme Clam Chowders is a serious book for people who feel unusually intense emotions about soup.
 
Just kidding… this is actually a journal. Or, as Coyle Nash calls it, “a blank vessel for recording your most unrelenting soup-based visions.”
 
We call it a phantom book—a book that looks like it contains high-stakes chowder philosophy, aggressive shellfish techniques, and several recipes that could ruin a marriage. But inside? Just 128 pages. Blank. Intense. Ready.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size to jot down a recipe that scares you, scribble battle plans for your next dinner party, or just leave on your counter so your guests silently wonder what kind of person you’ve become.
 
This isn’t just a journal.
It’s a warning. A challenge. A soup-forward psychological tool.
Also, technically, a notebook.
 
So go ahead. Carry it. Open it slowly.
Let people wonder if you’ve gone too far with chowder.
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.