All Betsies Are Off is a heartfelt, unnecessary suburban drama about bingo, boundaries, and the quiet chaos of meeting two other people who share your name and neuroses.
Just kidding… this is actually a journal.
 
We call it a phantom book—a book that looks like a cozy yet emotionally exhausting tale of three mildly unstable women named Betsy (and variations thereof) navigating church bingo politics. But inside, it’s just 128 blank pages ready for your own notes, grocery lists, or careful records of your own meds.
 
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size for clutching politely during awkward small talk, referencing casually during church socials, or leaving out to send a passive-aggressive message about seating arrangements.
 
This isn’t just a journal.
A conversation starter.
So go ahead. Carry it. Ask your friends which Betsy they are.
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.